Raised on the Left Coast, transplanted to Texas, and now to the Deep South, I am a cock-eyed optimist with a darkly sarcastic streak a mile wide. I am ever grateful to a merciful God for waiting to inflict me upon an unsuspecting world until the existence of indoor plumbing, air-conditioning, and nail polish. I’ve never been accused of not having an opinion, and am ever so thankful to all those nerds in Silicon Valley who invented a place for me to put them where they can’t hurt anybody. I read, write, and have taken up photography.

Beyond This Point Thar Be Dragons, or all my ramblings on Life, the Universe, and Everything, along with photos of food, my pets, and anything that strikes me as entertaining, unusual, or beautiful.

Don’t say you weren’t warned.